A person and his spouse had been touring down the freeway after they noticed the lights of a patrol automotive behind them.
Once they pulled over, the patrol man got here as much as the window and stated,
“I’m going to present you two tickets. One since you had been dashing and one since you didn’t have your seat belt fixed.”
The person stated, “I did too have my seat belt fixed. I simply loosened it while you got here as much as the automotive.”
The Patrol Man stated to the person’s spouse, “I do know he didn’t have his seatbelt fixed. Isn’t that proper, girl?”
She replied,
“Effectively, officer.
I realized a very long time in the past to not argue with my husband when he’s drunk