A newlywed couple strikes into their new home.
Sooner or later the husband comes residence from work and his spouse says,
“Honey, you recognize, within the upstairs rest room one of many pipes is leaking, may you repair it?”
The husband says, “What do I appear like, Mr. Plumber?”
A couple of days go by, and he comes residence from work and his spouse says,
“Honey, the automobile gained’t begin. I feel it wants a brand new battery.
Might you alter it for me?” He says: “What do I appear like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
One other few days go by, and it’s raining fairly arduous.
The spouse finds a leak within the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Are you able to please repair it?”
He says, “What do I appear like, Bob Vila?”
The subsequent day the husband comes residence, and the roof is fastened.
So is the plumbing. So is the automobile. He asks his spouse what occurred.
“Oh, I had a handyman are available in and repair them,” she says.
“Nice! How a lot is that going to price me?” he snarls.
Spouse says: “Nothing. He stated he’d do it totally free if I both baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Uh, effectively, what sort of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I appear like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”