A Mom Had Three Virgin Daughters

A Mom had 3 virgin daughters. They had been all getting married inside a short while interval.

As a result of Mother was a bit nervous about how their intercourse life would get began, she made all of them promise to ship a postcard from the honeymoon with a couple of phrases on how marital intercourse felt.

The primary lady despatched a card from Hawaii two days after the marriage. The cardboard mentioned nothing however “Nescafe.” Mother was puzzled at first, however then went to the kitchen and bought out the Nescafe jar.

It mentioned: “Good until the final drop.” Mother blushed, however was happy for her daughter. The second lady despatched the cardboard from Vermont per week after the marriage, and the cardboard learn: “Benson&Hedges”. Mother now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and he or she learn from the Benson&Hedges pack: “Further Lengthy King Dimension.” She was once more barely embarrassed however nonetheless blissful for her daughter.

The third lady left for her honeymoon within the Caribbean. Mother waited for per week, nothing. One other week glided by and nonetheless nothing.

Then after a complete month, a card lastly arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting had been the phrases: “British Airways”. Mother took out her newest Harper’s Bazaar journal, flipped by way of the pages fearing the worst, and eventually discovered the advert for the airline.

The advert mentioned: “3 times a day, seven days per week, each methods.” (Mother fainted)