An Irishman was strolling house late at night time and sees a lady in the dead of night shadows.
‘Twenty kilos,’ she whispers.
Paddy had by no means been with a hooker earlier than however decides what the hell, it’s solely twenty kilos.
So that they hid within the bushes.
They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when hastily a light-weight flashes on them.
It’s a Police Officer.
Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s happening ‘ere, folks? asks the cop.
‘Ta be shure, Oi’m making like to me missus,’ Paddy solutions, sounding aggravated.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop,
‘I didn’t know.’
‘Properly, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody gentle in her face!’