A person walks in his room after work and is shocked to seek out his spouse mendacity undressed on the mattress.
After cautious examination he spies a pair of naked ft protruding from beneath the curtains.
He rips open the blinds to discover a undressed man standing there.
‘Who the hell are you?’ he yells.
The undressed man replies ‘I’m the moth inspector’
‘Oh yeah! what are you doing undressed?’
He appears down and exclaims ‘Oh my god! I’m too late!’