A man wakes up with an enormous hangover and no recollection of his evening out together with his mates
Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside desk.
He appears to be like across the room to seek out his garments are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clear shirt on high.
The bed room is immaculate. On the bedside desk is a observe, which says, “Darling, your breakfast is within the kitchen. I like you.
“Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, recent OJ and freshly brewed espresso laid out ready for him,
together with the morning paper – and his 15-year-old son, who’s ending his personal breakfast.
‘Inform me, son,’ he asks, ‘what occurred final evening?
”Properly, says the boy, ‘you got here residence so blind drunk you didn’t even know your individual title.
You almost broke the door down, then you definately have been sick within the hallway,
then you definately knocked the furnishings over and when Mum tried to calm you down,
you thought she was the police, so that you gave her a black eye.
“‘Christ!’ says the person. “Then how come my garments are all folded, the home is tidy and my breakfast is prepared?
”When Mum dragged you into the bed room and tried to get your trousers off to place you into mattress,
you shouted at her, “Get your filthy fingers off me, you whore, I’m married!”