One morning whereas his spouse was making breakfast,
a person walked as much as her and gave her a wholesome pinch on her butt.
He mentioned to her, “For those who firmed up your butt we might do away with your girdle.”
The spouse was indignant however mentioned nothing.
The following morning her husband pinched her breast and mentioned,
“For those who firmed these up we might do away with your bra.”
The spouse grabbed her husband’s penis and replied,
“and if you happen to firmed this up we might do away with the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!”