A person dies and goes to hell
As soon as there, he finds that there’s a totally different hell for every nation,
so he tries to hunt out the least painful one.
On the door to German Hell, he’s instructed:
“First they put you in an electrical chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a mattress of nails for an additional hour.
Then the German satan is available in and whips you for the remainder of the day.
“He doesn’t just like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and lots of extra.
They’re all equally ugly.
Nevertheless, at Nigerian Hell an extended line of individuals is ready to get in.
Amazed, he asks, “What do they do right here?
“He’s instructed: “First they put you in an electrical chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a mattress of nails for an additional hour.
Then the Nigerian satan is available in and whips you for the remainder of the day.”
“However that’s the identical because the others,”
says the person. “Why are so many individuals ready to get in?”
“Due to the facility cuts, the electrical chair doesn’t work.
The nails have been paid for however by no means provided, so the mattress is snug.
And the Nigerian satan was a civil servant,
so he is available in, indicators his time sheet and goes again residence for personal enterprise.