Involved about her relationship, a lady approaches her physician and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end and my fiancée thinks I’m a v*rgin, is there something you are able to do to assist me?”
The physician says, “Medically, no, however right here’s one thing you may strive… On the marriage night time, whenever you’re preparing for mattress, take an elastic band and slide it up your higher thigh.
When your husband enters you for the primary time, snap the elastic band and inform him it’s your v*rginity snapping.”
The lady loves this concept, and is aware of her hubby-to-be will fall for it.
They’ve an exquisite marriage ceremony and retire to the honeymoon suite.
The spouse will get prepared for mattress within the rest room, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes making ready and climbs into
mattress along with her man.
Issues start to progress, her hubby “slips it in”, she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby screams…
“What the heck was that!!?” The spouse explains, “Oh nothing honey, that was simply my v*rginity snapping”.
The husband cries out, “Effectively snap it once more, it’s obtained my b*lls!!”