A husband and spouse had been {golfing} when all of the sudden the spouse requested,
“Honey, if I died would you get married once more?”
The husband stated, “No sweetie.” The lady stated, “I’m certain you’ll.”
So the person stated, “Okay, I might”
Then the lady requested, “Would you let her sleep in our mattress?”
And the person replied, “Ya, I suppose so.”
Then the spouse requested, “Would you let her use my golf golf equipment?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”