A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, however resulting from some thick bushes he can’t get any nearer, so he goals his rifle and fires.

He can see he’s hit the bear, so he chases after it.

When he lastly catches as much as the bear, the bear is clutching his shoulder and says,

“Was it you who shot me?” The hunter says, “Certain was.”

The bear says, “You could be taught a lesson.”

The bear strips off the hunter’s garments, bends him over, and has his manner with him.

A number of minutes later the hunter struggles to his ft, pulls himself collectively, and vows to search out that bear.

He searches via the woods, up and over hills, after which he spots it 500 yards away.

He takes goal together with his rifle, pulls the set off, can see that he pegged it proper within the leg, and units off after it.

When he catches as much as the bear, the bear says,

“Did you shoot me once more?”

The hunter, trembling, says, “Sure.”

The bear says,

“Properly, possibly this may educate you,”

whereupon it grabs up the hunter, rips off his already tattered clothes, throws him violently to the bottom, and actually rips him a brand new one.

The hunter ultimately will get to his ft, bared and dazed, and he decides he’s going after the bear yet one more time.

He journeys via dense underbrush, he trudges via soupy swamps, and he treks throughout huge valleys, and at last he finds the bear solely 100 yards away, throughout a small opening.

He takes cautious goal, holds his breath, and pulls the set off.

The hunter, already exhausted, sprints as much as the bear.

The bear says, “Did you shoot me AGAIN?”

The hunter says, “Yep.”

So the bear says,

“You didn’t actually come right here to hunt, did you?”