A person walked into his yard one morning and located there was a gorilla in a tree:
He known as a gorilla removing service and shortly a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
“Now hear fastidiously.” He advised the house owner.
“I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick till he falls to the bottom.
The skilled Chihuahua will then go proper for his, uh, delicate space and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his palms in entrance to guard himself, you slap {the handcuffs} on.”
“Okay, acquired it.”
The house owner replied.
“However what’s that shotgun for?”
“If I fall out of the tree earlier than the gorilla.”
The person stated.
“Shoot the Chihuahua.”