A girl walks into a flowery jewellery retailer.
She browses round, spots a fantastic diamond bracelet and walks over to examine it.
As she bends over to look extra intently she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she seems round nervously to see if anybody has seen her little accident and prays {that a} gross sales particular person doesn’t pop up proper now.
As she turns round, her worst nightmare materializes within the type of a salesman standing proper behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying full professionalism,
the salesperson greets the woman with, “Good day, Madam How might we assist you immediately?”
Very uncomfortably, however hoping that the salesperson might not have been there on the time of her little “accident!” she asks,
“Sir, what’s the worth of this pretty bracelet?”
He solutions, “Madam, if you happen to farted simply taking a look at it, you’re going to shit once I let you know the value.”