A feminine secretary was serving to her new boss arrange his pc and requested him what phrase he wish to use as a password to log in with.
Eager to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know the place they stood, he smugly informed her to enter ‘software.’
With out blinking or saying a phrase, she entered the password.
She then nearly died laughing on the pc’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!