The butcher asks, “What would you like?”
The canine factors to steak in a glass case.
“What number of kilos?” The canine barks twice.
“The rest?” The canine factors to some pork chops and barks 4 instances.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and 4 pork chops, and locations the bag within the canine’s mouth.
He then takes cash from a handbag tied across the canine’s neck, and sees him out.
A buyer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the canine to a home a number of blocks away, the place it rings the doorbell to be let in.
Because the proprietor seems on the door, the client says, “What a outstanding canine!”
“Outstanding?” snorts the proprietor.
“That is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”