A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the professional requested her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.
The blonde did so and utterly duffed the shot.
The professional mentioned, “Your swing is nice however you’re gripping the membership too onerous grip the membership gently as you’ll your husband’s weapon.”
The blonde took one other shot and bared the ball 275 yards straight down the golf green.
The professional mentioned, “That was glorious!! Let’s attempt it once more, solely this time take the membership out of your mouth.”