A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” requested the proprietor.
“I’m blind, simply carry me one in all your soiled forks. I’ll scent it and order.”
The confused proprietor went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Sure I’ll have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring greens.”
“Unbelievable!” thought the proprietor.
The blind man ate and left.
2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The proprietor, desirous to see how good his scent is, shortly went to the kitchen the place his spouse Brenda was cooking and mentioned, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your non-public half!!” which she did!
He then goes to the person and offers him the fork.
The blind man takes it, places it to his nostril and says, “Oh, attention-grabbing! I by no means knew Brenda labored right here!”