A girl in her 70s determined it was lastly time to get married.
She put an add out within the newspaper.
“Husband wished. Should not beat me, should not stroll throughout me, should nonetheless be good in mattress”
She acquired many candidates however after just a few weeks she didn’t discover anyone appropriate.
She was about to surrender, when she heard her doorbell ring.
She opens the door to discover a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
“Can I show you how to?” She asks.
The person smiles and says “Its me, your new husband!”
“You have to be joking…” The lady laughs.
“Nicely give it some thought,” he says. “I’ve no arms so i can’t beat you.
I’ve no legs so i cant stroll throughout you.
“The lady’s eyes slender and he or she asks “Are you continue to good in mattress?
“The person leans again in his chair and smiles.
“I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”